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So I had a weird thought

Ok so you walk into a big bookstore, the first thing you notice is that the store is playing the song “Weird Science” at full volume. You look around and see a full grown man in a where the wild things are costume fighting with a 40 year old woman over a poster of a Russian circus bear on a unicycle while a little girl dressed like a Victorian doll crys in a corner.

gdirtydime19:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

awwwwwwww  :)

(Source: sizvideos, via jackhoward)

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

(via heartyglobe)

christel-thoughts:

Blue during “Flawless”

that’s it. i’m done. i’m such of fan of this child.

LOOK AT HER EMULATING HER MOMMY

(via danstipated)

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

(via kissmyassgard)

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(via humortastic)

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

(via tyleroakley)

latenightseth:

"Congratulations to Game of Thrones, nominated for 19 Emmys. Including Best Drama, Best Supporting Actor and Worst Job Security.” - Seth Meyers
Watch Seth’s full Emmys monologue!

mashable:

Wow! The Game of Thrones cast cleans up well.

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

(via joshpeck)